The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

by Michael Satterfield - 07/14/2023

In the realm of automotive excellence, there exists a beast, the "Ultimate Driving Machine" the BMW M2, a ferocious machine built for one purpose and one purpose only: to unleash unbridled fury on the racetrack, yet somehow this race car with its deep carbon fiber buckets and proper manual gearbox has license plates and has appeared in my driveway. As a former BMW 1 Series owner, I have a soft spot for the small sporty BMWs, yes they still have far too many buttons, and the M2 CS should have a rear seat delete, but cars like the M2 are a dying breed. 

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

Driving this beast on the mundane streets of Bryan, Texas is an exercise in frustration, this isn't a car built to do 35 mph through endless suburban sprawl, it yearns to be set free, to conquer the track or dominate the backroads of the adjacent countryside. To tame this roaring beast and confine it to the ordinary is a sin against the engineers who gifted this car to the motoring enthusiasts. Strap in and prepare to join me on a journey of frustration and unquenchable desire as we delve into the relentless paradox of the BMW M2.

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

To comprehend the underlying agony that accompanies piloting the BMW M2 around town, one must first grasp the audacious nature of its engineering. Every bolt, every curve, every fiber of its being has been meticulously crafted to deliver an unrivaled driving experience. This is a car with a racing pedigree, with each mechanical element contributing to its insatiable appetite for speed. Its muscular body, low stance, and aggressive lines are not mere aesthetic flourishes but rather a manifestation of its primal nature, an invitation to harness its raw power stuffed under the hood. The M2 yearns to be let loose, to unleash its full potential where it belongs: on the racetrack. 

Yet, here we are, confined to the monotonous chore of driving in the real world. The frustrations begin to mount as the symphony of the engine's growl, accompanied by the relentless pop and crackle of the exhaust, reverberates against the banality of the streets. A press of the accelerator unleashes an untamed torrent of energy, causing the M2 to surge forward with an exhilaration that mocks the stifling speed limits. But I have to reign it in  The urge to push it further, to exploit the full potential of its capabilities, is nearly unbearable.

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

As each day passes, commuting takes its toll on my sanity, the M2 is a relentless tease, reminding you of the thrill it can provide if only it were set free. The tight, responsive steering that yearns for twisting turns and hairpin bends feels constrained on the straight and narrow. The lightning-fast gear changes, crafted for laps on the circuit, feel truncated and out of place in the stop-and-go traffic. Each element of the M2's engineering becomes a reminder of its captivity, a cage that stifles its true essence.

Saturday comes, the chaos of the week in the rearview mirror, and Texas, with its vast expanses and open roads, beckons as an oasis for the M2's boundless potential. This day the M2 would be put to the test on twists and turns of the back roads of Washington County. On the way out of town, every red light becomes a personal affront, every congested intersection an assault, but as the housing tracks give way to fields of sunflowers and groves of pecan trees, one can't help but feel the frustration melt away as the tachometer climbs. The M2 is everything you would ever want in a true performance-focused sports car, perfect in every way.

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2

While the M2 is as composed and exciting as one would expect on the back roads, owning an M2 and not unleashing it on the track feels like sacrilege. If only MSR Houston was closer, having driven the BMW GT4 race car on track, you can feel the connection between BWM motorsports and the real M cars. Track days are what this car was built for anything less than a full acknowledgment of that is an injustice, a denial of the very essence of what the M badge stands for. Owning an M2 isn't for the faint of heart. The frustrations that accompany driving this remarkable machine on streets are palpable, but owning one would mean that you would have the opportunity take it to unleash it on the track and that might be the tension.

The Frustrating Problem with the BMW M2